if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless
(Source: p1ants, via fake-mermaid)
"Sometimes it is the smallest thing that saves us: the weather growing cold, a child’s smile, and a cup of excellent coffee."
Little droplet is dancing in the sunshine, for it is a rare occasion for the two to meet.
this is the most beautiful thing. i remember when i wake up really early and walk to my farm, there are always these amusing droplets dancing on top of the cabbages leaves <3 beauty is all around!!!!
(Source: thestuntkid, via teavibes)
When your girlfriend gets into the shower on cold winter mornings, put a clean towel in the dryer. When you hear the water turn off, grab the towel from the dryer and bring it to her. She’ll smile. Guaranteed.
Little things, you guys. Little things.
karlie is a genius
If my boyfriend did that I’d suck his dick so hard he’d swallow his eyeballs.
he’d swallow his eyeballs.